Troubling news for Christians around the world after the discovery of some new manuscripts in a cave from Jordan that dates back to the time of Jesus. Experts in ancient arameic told us that the action described in the Bible takes place somewhere in Northern Texas, Jerusalem is actually the wrong translation of the name Austin.
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Researchers have noted that this descovery was quite obvious, considering the fact that both parents, relatives and friends have all English names. "Joseph, Mary, Paul, Andrew, Peter, Simon and all other. But given the fact that the Son of God comes from a country accros the Atlantic Ocean, without a cultural tradition, this information was hidden from public for many years untill now. Christianity would not have been what it is now if everybody would know that Jesus was american.
Manuscripts found in Jordan also denies the relationship that Jesus had with Mary Magdalene and the birth of a son, featuring a Jesus unnatracted by women and inclined towards philosophy and natural sciences, and a passionate shepherd.
According to British scientists wich analyzed the manuscripts, the entire Christianity gets a whole new significance after this discovery. "It may have been two people with the name of Jesus with similar destinies and parents with similar names, it is impossible not to be a Jesus born in Galilee, " said John Doe, bibliophile.
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