After a survey performed in Afghanistan, 90% of Taliban terrorists who plan suicide bombings said they were convinced atheists. Most of them say they have renounced the Islamic faith because they realized that religion is a mere superstition and the Koran is just a book without pictures and full of exaggerations. One of them added: 70 virgins? Wtf would i do with them, i need pro bitc***.
Immediately after publication of the study, the Arabic Tv station Al Jazeera broadcasted a message from Osama bin Laden, wich seemed worried about the future of the infamous terrorist organization he leads. "Of course I am afraid that Al-Qaeda members will not hate Americans as much without the support of the Islamic faith. Until now it was simple: I would say that the Prophet Muhammad demands a suicide bomber, and they immediatly went to training and build a bomb. If you spoke to them one verse from the Quran, they whould have shit they''re pants. Now what to say? Attempt to commit suicide, just so, you see if you can pull it out? "
Experts in terrorist psychology say there is no reason for concern about the future of Islamic terrorism, because Americans hate Taliban atheists equaly. The only difference is that now there are more jokes, they take Allah''s name in vain and sing "Hello, Allah? It''s me Picasso.