Good news for christian drivers, the "get out of speeding ticket" card is now available at any monastery, church or christian store. Besides being eligible for substantial discounts on insurances, since March this year, Traffic Police has announced plans to increase the maximum speed in towns at 90 m/h, but only for those drivers who can prove adhesion to the christian church, the ones that have crosses, icons, or relics prostrations hanging out they're windows.
"We consider it a normal thing and a reward at the same time, God-fearing citizens who want to be closer to him, traveling at a speed slightly higher, " said John Fresno, superintendent, head of prayer group and repentance of the Police Disciplinary "Total Equity". "From our experience, is scientifically proven that drivers who have at least 10 crosses on board do not have accidents. It is absolutely impossible. I can go 100 through downtown, in an area with schools and kindergartens. God protects these drivers and do not let them crash! Everybody knows that. "
Besides the preferential rate, which will benefit from now on, drivers protected by the higher power, have other benefits: they can talk on mobile phone, will be able to drive without a seatbelt and generally will be able to do what ever they want, as long as they are confident in their faith.