Troubling news for Christians around the world after the discovery of some new manuscripts in a cave from Jordan that dates back to the time of Jesus. Experts in ancient arameic told us that the action described in the Bible takes place somewhere in Northern Texas, Jerusalem is actually the wrong translation of the name Austin.
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After a survey performed in Afghanistan, 90% of Taliban terrorists who plan suicide bombings said they were convinced atheists. Most of them say they have renounced the Islamic faith because they realized that religion is a mere superstition and the Koran is just a book without pictures and full of exaggerations. One of them added: 70 virgins? Wtf would i do with them, i need pro bitc***.
After so much waiting, for the second coming of Jesus on earth, believers around the world can relax, the Messiah has arrived again, but not at Nazareth as we expected, but in Petropavlovka, Siberia. He also didn''t choose a carpenter''s body to incarnate, but that of a traffic cop.
Thousands of Christians from around the world created a facebook account after the Pope gave a blessing to this social networking, witch he called it a new tool for spreading the word of God.
Good news for christian drivers, the "get out of speeding ticket" card is now available at any monastery, church or christian store. Besides being eligible for substantial discounts on insurances, since March this year, Traffic Police has announced plans to increase the maximum speed in towns at 90 m/h, but only for those drivers who can prove adhesion to the christian church, the ones that have crosses, icons, or relics prostrations hanging out they're windows.
People who have hundreds of Facebook friends are not doing as good as it seems, polls conducted by BBC Radio 3 have shown that social networking users are lonely, depressed, alcoholic, obsessed consumers of junk food have an obssesion with cats.