Liechtenstein's Army severly demoralized, after attacking by mistake a professional boxer. It seems that he was confused with one of the most feared criminals in Liechtenstein, a man accused of not giving his seat to an elderly woman on the bus.
"Chief of Staff has alerted us of an offender who has not given his seat to an elderly woman named Vaduz. Being a particularly dangerous criminal, the army was mobilized to catch him. Unfortunately, in the middle of a confusion and general prosecution, instead they came across a former boxer, who was on vacation in Liechtenstein.\r\n
We had no chance, hed swept the ground with us in less than one minute ", said in the hospital bed, a soldier of Liechtenstein.
Immediately after the incident, the Army Chief of Staff announced the unconditional surrender of Liechtenstein. The former boxer is now expected to sign a peace treaty, under which conditions pleases him.
It seems that this is not an isolated incident. Less than a month ago, Liechtensteins army was beaten with a bag by a retired old woman.