People with erotic fantasies may go to jail

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According to a new lawl adopted yesterday in the Senate, people who have erotic fantasies in public places or even in your own home can be sentenced from 1 to 3 years imprisonment, and given countless hours of community service.
Other things prohibited by this law are: pornographic sites, masturbation and premarital sex.

 

According to the initiator of the law, George Campbel, this would be the only way in which our country will be clean of perverted, lewd and sick people and we can overcome this crisis without God''s help. "Our country has become a veritable Sodom or Gomorrah. I do not know exactly which one, but I bet on Sodom! Everywhere you see only sex, pornography, sexual fantasies openly. Children flirting between them, women are thinking only about orgasms and vibrators, like those whores in sex and the city, and more, they now have the right to vote! So, we all think it''s time for a change. From now on pornography will be strictly prohibited on Saturdays and Sundays, only 2 hours a day in weekdays you will be able to practice pornography. Also, all those obsessed with sexual fantasies must be locked up. This is the only way we can clean our streets. "

Under the new law, any citizen will be able to report to police anyone, if he firmly believes, that person has erotic fantasies. Some signs that a person has an erotic fantasy are: empty stair, goofy facial expressions, blush and spying on your neighbours window. Also, erotic fantasies attempts will be punished, but, authorities say they won't be prosecuted if you report it immediatly and admit your mistake. The punishment for this sexual fantasies depends on many factors, but mostly on the fantasy itself and if it includes : exotic places, animals, more people involved, food items, firemen, policemen, nurses, republicans etc.