Old Kalinka, is a famous russian woman who predicted many world disasters after they have happened, namely the Chernobyl explosion or the terrorist attacks in Spain, 2004.
 The ability to predict, based on Russian drinking spirits, left mankind a very impressive collection of predictions for years to come. These are some of Old Kalinka''s predictions:
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- Because of frequent showers, people will lose weight untill mass human depopulation in 2014
- Most people on the planet will have an ipad by 2018
- Russia will invent the digital bible in 2023
- Earth will rotate from west to east in 2025
- Europe will be full of gypsies, America will be full of mexicans, Asians eat each other - 2028- It will be developed a new energy source. Hunger will not be a problem any more, people will only grow poppy in 2033
- The Antichrist will be born in 2046
- People will be able to fly in 2076
- The world will be ruled again by the communists, Hitler emerges from an experiment by the U.SÂ in 2084.
- Big Typhoons and dragons in the year 2088
- A new disease will hit the planet. People will know what it means to be raped by dogs in 2097
- All diseasses will be cured in 2100 - a man-made sun will light the dark side of the planet. It will be called Pamela 2111
- People will all become models by 2125
- Hungary will receive signals from outer space, Hungary will be chosen the "country of God" in 2154
- Animals become half-humans, cats communicate with the Bulgarians in 2167
- A new religion based on clay in 2170
- Drought in 2187 and then rain
- The eruption of two volcanoes is successfully interrupted by Hitler in 2273
- A new breed of priests will be born in 2288
- We will be able to travel through time. It will be establish new contacts with aliens, which are damn ugly - 2291
- Sun cools down 2 degrees in 2304
- The mystery of the moon will be revealed - There is no moon - 2371
- great drought, it rained again in 2480
- Earth will be at war with the Antichrist, he loses 3005
- Mars declars war, Terra wins 3797
- There will be no life on Earth. But people will be able to live on other planets, the sun or mercury. 5000
- Mankind has mastered the universe.
