A board meeting today of the UN affiliated countries criticized the irresponsible way in which the most famous superheroes on Earth, Superman, Batman, X-Men and Ben10, choose to treat the very severe and serious problem in Japan, denoting a total lack of interest in the subject.
"This is not possible, we thought we were safe. Where are these superheroes when you need them? All day, they use their powers to burn stuff and to look under chicks skirt, but when we need them, they dont answer our calls with the excuse that they do not have signal in they''re caves, "said the angry Japan Prime Minister.
In turn, the Congolese president, Pierre Vaillant, has expressed dissatisfaction with the team of super heroes who are supposed to protect us. "When my country was attacked by that giant gorilla, over 50 meters high, they were surfing. Little did they care. We bribed it with bananas and shipped it to the USA to get rid of it. They''re rascals and bastards, and that Superman is a limitless pervert. No wonder he walks arround with underwear over his pants ".
When that devastating tsunami hit Japan, and in the case of the radioactive crisis at FuckToshiba nuclear power plant, most super heroes have been reluctant to intervene, which is why most people around the world began to seriously doubt about their existence.